Saturday, May 1, 2010

i-not-da ho

(for keala) "A- no"
B- since i have been back i have been to the indian reservation casino to watch all my friends lose their money, i have listened to my best friend endure many phone calls about her upcoming divorce and custody battle, i was designated driver to like 5 wasted people who insisited that they saw pics on facebook of me partying at college ( aparently there is a rumor around town that i drink now) i assured them that my friends just look drunk because you are all retards in our pics.
C- My mom dragged me to the local grocery store own by my one and only grandfather to start work as a cashier (cute), and as i filled out the unnecessary application (i already have the job) i answered "reason why you applied" with "because my Dad , Randy, YOUR BOSS, made me" and i answered "List relatives working under same company" with "ALL OF THEM WORK HERE: grandpa, father, sister, other sister, 2 aunts, 2 uncles, 3 cousins..." it was the most ridiculous thing ever.
D- the first thing my mom asked was "did you lose weight? then i took off my sweatshirt and she goes "oh nevermind, you looked smaller with it on.."
E- Im debating over a NO-BOYS summer.. this could go one of two ways.
1.) No drama, no hurt feelings (on his behalf, i dont have feelings) and i can just focus on my friends.
2.) When i get back to Hawaii i go crazy from lack of boys and i make poor decisions in desperation (where i dont follow allisons thumbs up/thumbs down advise)
F- It rains everyday, and i feel like my mood corresponds perfectly.
I MISS EVERYONE AND I HATE THAT FACT THAT MY MOM STOPPED COOKING SO MY FOOD HASNT GOTTEN ANY BETTER.
lovess ya! kelsey(lesbianaunt)mac

3 comments:

  1. I'm so happy that you wrote on here! I'm happy to hear about you, although i'm sad that pretty much all of it was bad news. Hang in there sweety!! I wish I could come out to see you!
    P.S. did you see that there is a box underneath all the posts that you can say if it was interesting, cool, sad or FAIL!! hahah, i love it, and i fully plan to fail someone soon!!

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  2. you like that allison? i put that just for you guys. any suggestions and i'll put the option up.

    kelsey, i was crying that entry was so funny. keep it up. i love when you guys post. i love reading about your lives, i can pretend i'm there, properly stalking you guys. why did you mom stop cooking? i can't tell you how much all of it made me laugh. i HAVE to meet your mom. (uh oh, we have another jalair situation. haha)

    you guys like the new layout? ;D i tweaked it up to awesomeness. give me feedback!

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  3. Haha, Keala I like the option. Let's use it! And I'm loving the new layout, especially the pic of our chalky hands on the top--it's perfect!

    Hahahaha kelsey it sounds like you're having a crazy time back home!! i'm sorry about Ciara's divorce and everything that sounds rough.
    And OF COURSE everyone thinks that we party ahahahah. A similar thing happened to me when I was home! This kid asked me if we had caffinated drinks on BYUH's campus. I told this kid (completely sarcastically) that I only drink straight vodka so I didn't know.
    And later I found out that he took me seriously!! One of my other friends texted me and was like, Sara you don't drink now do you?
    hahaha. so funny and typical.
    Anyway, as for your debate about boys I think it's going to go more towards the second option...
    so you should just do it (aka him) while you are home! just establish that it's not going to be serious or whatever and then have fun! Because otherwise the whole pent up lack-of-sexualness (plus it will be increased without me) will lead to you settling for losers.
    Or something.
    Anyway I love the posts so far! Keep it up :) ttyl

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